i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
"okay class who wants to present first"
when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class
When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something
Dracula asks the important questions.
periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
no but like seriously masturbate to me
"how are you single?"
life is all about tough decisions
getting enough sleep or staying on the internet