snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved)

greetings:

"okay class who wants to present first"

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okaywork:

when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class

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(Source: spongebob)

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

bamfneblake:

Dracula asks the important questions.

wehidebehindstars:

peachvenom:

periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

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(Source: pleatedjeans)

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

katesmess:

no but like seriously masturbate to me

phobias:

"how are you single?"

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crystallized-teardrops:

life is all about tough decisions

getting enough sleep or staying on the internet